America: Palin’s Red Future

Face it people, we’re doomed to be socialists.
There’s no hope anymore.
We already have the biggest socialist in power right now with Obama.
After all, he and all those other Democrats want big government, which will soon be telling us how to tie our shoes (that means no flip-flops).
As our government grows and grows in the power it has over us individually, we had one hope: the Republican Party’s leading lady, Sarah Palin.
She seemed perfect, what with her snarky individualist ideas about truth and geography, plus her desire for a smaller government.
But now, her cover is blown.
Recently, Palin spoke at an assembly of Chinese bankers in Hong Kong, China, closed to the media, which has been described as her first step in foreign relations.
Nice try Palin; we almost fell for it.
This trip was really for her to meet up with her Chinese overlords.
Other than hating the media, why else would Palin close the speech to the media?
It was her briefing on her assignment to turn the U.S. into a communist state.
She’s just following what the plan set out by the Chinese: to continue selling our assets and souls to the Chinese, just like Bush.
After all, why else would the Chinese have given her $300,000 in payment just for speaking? I don’t even get paid minimum wage for writing this, so a speech like this can’t cost too much.
She is owned by China!
Now Palin’s behaviors make sense!
Think.
What color is the Republican Party? RED!
Her goofy, fact-checking-media-hating behavior wasn’t from ineptitude, but from fear of being exposed as a communist.
It explains her obsession with blue-collar workers (sorry Joe, we can’t let you and your plumbers’ union win).
We even know why she was governor of Alaska. Where else would the Communists launch their invasion?
In Russia, Russia sees you from its front porch.
What else is there, Palin? What other communist things have you hidden from us?
Is “Maverick” an acronym for your secret society devoted to turning America red—Making Americans Very Early Reform Into Commie Kissers?
Are you hiding a spy camera in your hair bun?
People, please don’t fall for this woman’s charade.
Beneath her naive charm and Tina Fey glasses, she’s hiding a red warrior who wants to force us into communist slavery.
Don’t believe her lies!