Don't Diss Dick

People please—stop harassing Dick Cheney.
What has this man done besides save our country from terrorists and lawyers?
Now, the Attorney General is stepping in and allowing some jerk-off lawyer (Concidence? I don’t think so) with a chip on his shoulder to prosecute, no persecute, the savior of our country.
Just like Cheney said, there can’t possibly be any other motive than political advancement in play with this persecution.
The Obama administration is just trying to make itself look good by breaking down and humiliating an old man who tried to save our country, and why?
Just to appeal to liberals who don’t like elaborate and painful methods to protect our country.
We need to stick to our guns, water-torturing devices, and mock-executions.
These tactics scare the other prisoners into talking, and if these tactics work, heck, we should take it another step further.
Why not terrorize the prisoner’s families and other civilians?
We could threaten bombings, take some of their Al Jazira reporters hostage and/or hurl some Jet Blue planes into their business offices (after all, this has to be a better use of Jet Blue planes than letting them sit on a runway).
Just imagine how quickly the terrorists would falter and give up their causes with this kind of terror looming over them.
What did you say?
The Geneva Convention?
What’s that?
It’s a thingy from Switzerland that prohibits torture?
Who cares?
It’s just a stupid Swiss thing. They’re bankers who make clocks and chocolate in their spare time.
What are they going to do to us?
Set our clocks back 15 minutes and chocolate-coat our nuclear missiles?
Speaking of an international country…
There is also talk that this persecution is an attempt improve our American image with other countries.
Who gives a crap what they think?
Let those tea-drinking, chopstick-using, beer-guzzling, bug-eating pansies fight terrorists in their own way; we Americans are gonna stick to our scare tactics.
Shock and awe baby!
So you see, while it might be the cool thing to trash Cheney and other Bush administration people, do the right thing and stand up for these guys.
After all, you gotta love a crazy old guy who would push the red button first and make friends with the remaining ashes later.