Goodbye, I Have Better Things to Do

My fellow Americans,

As you know, this blog has been devoted to poking fun at the absurdity of political or social actions.

However, as things have progressed, I have come to a life-changing conclusion.

My job has been to make you think about the stupid things that are done in this country.

Now, to continue my work to aid you in those mental activities, I have made the decision to quit this job.

Yes.

As much as I have given you through this blog, I can no longer give you the comedic slander you need in this format.

Now, this is not a first. There have been precedents made in people quitting their jobs to do their jobs better.

Sarah Palin resigned as the Alaskan Governor to pursue more important political goals.
Lou Dobbs quit his job as a news caster to help bring us better news.

What I am doing is for you.

By not writing this blog, I will be able to improve my abilities to point out political and social stupidity.

I have enjoyed these past few months, but the time has come that I move on to better assist you.

Thank you, and good night.

(Please note that the following was indeed a satire of recent political and social stupidity, and that I will be writing again in one week's time, and Sarah Palin will be reentering the political domain in 2012.)